The weirdest Christmas songs of all time
The weirdest Christmas songs to emerge in the festive season might be a little unconventional for your holiday playlist, but they definitely keep things fresh.
When you’re tired of hearing the same old tracks on the radio, it’s always worth throwing out the rule book entirely, and exploring the world of the strange and wacky.
Most of the Christmas tunes we’re familiar with these days have maintained their position on the charts because they follow a specific formula. They’re either funky or heartfelt, intended to fill you with a sense of childlike wonder and joy.
However, as more bands and groups have made their way into the festive landscape, we’ve seen plenty deviate from the norm.
Some of the weirdest Christmas songs out there are unusual because of their bizarre lyrics, others are produced by odd groups, like the Muppets. There are even a handful of somewhat inappropriate Christmas songs for those who appreciate a little tongue-in-cheek humor.
Today, we’re going to be looking at some of the weirdest Christmas songs out there, stemming from virtually every niche.
Weird Christmas songs for your festive playlist
The chances are many of the weirdest Christmas songs we’re going to list today won’t become an instant household classic. But that doesn’t mean they’re not worth listening to.
Whether it’s an unusual one-hit wonder, or a piece from an artist completely outside of their comfort zone, a strange Christmas song can be a fantastic change of pace.
We’re going to be looking at all kinds of different options in this run-down, including some intended specifically for more adult listeners.
Let’s dive in…
1. Snoopy’s Christmas: The Royal Guardsmen
In certain parts of the world, such as the United States, Snoopy and Christmas go together like peanut butter and chocolate.
However, if you’re a fan of the Peanuts collection, you might be a little confused by this song, which strays away from the heartfelt and family-friendly messages we usually get from Snoopy.
Rather than talking about Snoopy’s adventures or Charlie brown, the weird Christmas song lyrics in “Snoopy’s Christmas” cover the true story of the Christmas Truce of World War I. We here about the “Bloody Red Baron” and various other historical names from the perspective of Snoopy.
There are still some wholesome notes here, but it’s an odd song none the less.
2. Last Christmas: Crazy Frog
If you’re tired of listening to “Last Christmas” already, then we’ve got a song sure to make you appreciate the original classic a little more. Last Christmas by Crazy Frog was released in 2010, at a time when, for some people, youngsters were obsessed with this bizarre frog animation.
Honestly, the tune is a horrible song from our perspective – but there are sure to be some people out there who appreciate it. If you still know people who get a laugh out of the Crazy Frog character, it might be worth showing them this song.
3. R2-D2 We Wish You A Merry Christmas: Meco
Remember back in 1980, when Meco released the album, “Christmas in the Stars”. Probably not, unless you’re a massive fan of the Star Wars franchise. This album featured a host of popular Star Wars-themed Christmas songs.
There are also stories about a droid factory responsible for creating toys year-round for a futuristic Santa Claus.
If you love the Star Wars movies, then there are sure to be a few hits on the album for you, including R2-D2, We Wish You A Merry Christmas. This song is a bit of a love letter to everyone’s favorite droid, and it’s actually pretty wholesome in its way.
4. The Twelve Daze of Christmas: Fay McKay
You’ve probably already heard quite a few “alternative” versions of the “The Twelve Days of Christmas” throughout the years. This one is a favorite among adults who appreciate an extra drink or two during the festive season.
Entertainer and comedian, Fay McKay, uses the song to outline her love of various kinds of booze. Throughout the song, the singer becomes increasingly more “intoxicated” which really just adds to the fun and frivolity of the lyrics.
It’s a great tune, but definitely one of the weirdest Christmas songs out there – and perhaps not one for the kids.
5. Christmas Conga: Cyndi Lauper
Love the pop melodies of Cyndi Lauper? Then you’re in for a treat with this Christmas song. Taken from the festive album “Merry Christmas, Have A Nice Life”, Christmas Conga is a tune sure to get you singing, dancing, and laughing with friends.
We’d even recommend adding it to your playlist for a festive celebration if you’re planning a party.
The song is definitely bizarre, and a world away from the common tunes you’re used to hearing around the holidays, but it’s also a serious ear worm.
Give it a go if you’re looking for something funky and new.
6. I’m Gonna Spend My Christmas With A Dalek: The Go-Go’s
We’ve already referenced a song for Star Wars lovers, so it’s only fair to give the Dr Who fans a nod too. “I’m Gonna Spend by Christmas with a Dalek” is available on the Go-Go’s album, “The Christmas Music Anthology: Volume 5”, which was released in 2015.
The British group from Newcastle originally introduced the song in 1964, however, at the peak of Dr Who popularity. This isn’t exactly a great song by any stretch of the imagination, but it’s enough to get you laughing if you’re a fan of the franchise.
7. Dominick The Donkey: Lou Monte
Written by Lou Monte, Richard Allan, and Sam Saltzberg in 1960, Dominick the Donkey certainly checks plenty of boxes for our list of strange Christmas songs. We don’t typically associate donkeys with the festive period, but this song actually has some historical basis to it.
The ear worm of a tune talks about a donkey who helped to deliver Christmas presents to children in Italy. If the lyrics of the song weren’t weird enough, there’s also a constant chorus of “hee-hawing” in the background.
Your kids may fall in love with this one, and for that we can only apologize.
8. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: William Shatner ft Billy Gibbons
If you haven’t visited YouTube to listen to William Shatner reading out the lyrics to songs yet, you definitely should. There’s something absolutely bizarre about listening to his unusual voice “sing-talk” the words to the music you already know.
Shatner decided to cast himself in the role of Santa for this Christmas tune, singing lyrics like “Dude, you’re gonna go down, man, down in history”. Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top is also present in the song, tearing away riffs on a guitar.
9. Oi To The World: The Vandals
There are a few different versions of “Oi To The World” revolving in the music landscape today. However, if you’re looking for strange Christmas songs, it’s best to stick to the original. Created by the Vandals, this song brings elements of hardcore punk into the festive season.
The tune tells the story of a punk defending himself against a group of skinheads on Christmas. While the song is as funky as it gets, the weird lyrics definitely earn it a solid place on this list.
We love listening to this one when the radio songs are wearing us down.
10. Christmas At Ground Zero: Weird Al Yankovic
You just can’t have a list of the weirdest Christmas songs without giving a shout-out to the man who embraces all-things “odd” in his musical repertoire. Christmas at Ground Zero was released in 1986, but it still holds up to this day, with an interesting take on Christmas wartime.
The lyrics might be a little morbid in places, but the way Yankovic delivers them will still keep you smiling throughout the tune. There are even air raid sirens blaring in the background in places.
Check out the video for a more immersive experience.
Inappropriate Christmas songs
While most of the weirdest Christmas songs mentioned above are suitable for people of all ages, there’s a huge variety of options out there just for the adults.
Some of these tunes are just plain offensive, while others can genuinely get a laugh out of people with the right sense of humor.
If you’re going to be adding these strange Christmas songs to your playlist, we recommend approaching them with an open mind, and keeping kids out of the room.
1. Christmas With Satan: James White And The Blacks
Do you think Christmas songs are just too happy and bright most of the time? Maybe you’re looking for something a little darker. Well, we’ve got just the song for you.
The discordant instruments and nihilistic lyrics of “Christmas with Satan” really set this tune apart from the other Christmas bangers you might be used to on the radio.
With lyrics referencing suicide, hell, and various other darker concepts, this song probably won’t appeal to the younger people in your family.
However, it’s worth listening to if you want something completely different.
2. Grandpa’s Gonna Sue The Pants Off Santa: Dr Elmo
In the world of inappropriate Christmas songs, there are a multitude of tunes which seem to deliberately call attention to the idea of fighting Santa Claus. This tune by Dr Elmo is one of them.
A sequel to the equally unusual, “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”, this tune talks about the aftermath of poor Gran’s passing.
This song definitely hits best if you already know the previous tune, so it’s worth checking out both if you’re a little bored this festive season.
3. Ragin’ Cajun Redneck Christmas: The Robertsons
Heaven only knows why The Robertsons decided to create their own Christmas album in 2013 – but they did, and here we are. The album includes well-known tunes like “Duck the Halls”.
The songs from the cast of Duck Dynasty are pretty racially stereotyped, so they’re not for the easily offended.
Ragin’ Cajun Redneck Christmas is as much of a trainwreck of a musical experience as you might think, but it definitely deserves a place on this list.
4. Mr. Hanky, The Christmas Poo: Cowboy Timmy
If you’re a fan of South Park, this tune might already be on your Christmas playlist. At the very least, it’s something likely to live rent-free in your brain from time to time. The tune comes straight from South Park’s parody of the “Peanuts” holiday special.
According to the creators, the song is based on a character Trey Parker’s father made up during his childhood. Mr. Hankey is the name for a festive bowel movement said to come to life on Christmas Eve.
Yes, it’s completely bizarre, but it’s a song you can’t help but sing along to.
5. Scary Fucked-Up Christmas: Garfunkel And Oates
If you like parody songs, we’d definitely recommend checking out some of the tunes created by Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci. This particular song is brimming with swear words and references to the unattractive parts of spending time with your family during the festive season.
The lyrics are entirely inappropriate for kids, and a little offensive in places, so be prepared. However, the bright and poppy ballad is a fantastic way to transform your holiday playlist.
There’s a lot of references to weed in this tune too, so keep that in mind if you’re not a fan.
6. Christmas Tree: Lady Gaga
We dithered a little over figuring out where to place this tune in our list of the weirdest Christmas songs. It’s definitely “out there” compared to some of the other festive tunes you might hear on the radio, and it’s not going to appeal to everyone.
Christmas Tree by Lady Gaga really pushes the boat out when it comes to finding different euphemisms for Christmas trees. The catchy tune is bound to ensure you never look at an evergreen the same way again.
7. Father Christmas: The Kinks
This is one of the odd Christmas songs we actually love listening to during the festive months. It’s unconventional, a little aggressive, and packed with punk rock themes, but it’s definitely a good song.
If you like alternative music, make sure you grab this from the “Misfits” album.
The weird Christmas song lyrics involve the singer talking about how he’s going to beat up Santa Claus if he doesn’t bring him and his dad some extra money on Christmas morning.
The piece might be a little inappropriate, but it’s a good way to remember people who are struggling around the holidays.
8. Christmas Time: The Darkness
Otherwise known as “Don’t Let The Bells End”, Christmas Time by the Darkness is actually a tune you might hear on the radio stations around the holidays. This song has grown extremely popular around the world, thanks to its amazing soaring vocals and powerful guitars.
On the surface, it sounds like a pretty sweet and wholesome song about love. However, if you happen to be familiar with British slang, you might recognize why this tune is so inappropriate, and weird.
Other odd Christmas songs
We’ve covered plenty of funny, inappropriate, and plain odd Christmas songs on this list so far. However, there really are almost infinite options to choose from, depending on what you’re looking for.
Here are some of the other strange Christmas songs which have captured our attention throughout the years…
1. CeeLo Green & The Muppets: All I Need Is Love
The Muppets have become quite the hit around the festive season, thanks to the various holiday movies they’ve created over the years. These films have also inspired a variety of odd Christmas songs, performed by a selection of unique puppets.
While the performance of “All I Need Is Love” is pretty unusual, the song itself is relatively traditional for a Christmas tune. There’s still plenty of moments you can sing along to, and a wholesome message behind the tune.
2. Merry Something To You: Devo
As strange Christmas songs go, this is one of the shortest options. There’s only a single verse and one chorus, so you shouldn’t have too much trouble getting up-to-date with the lyrics.
The weirdest thing about this song is how it attempts to involve every community at once in a song that’s accessible to everyone. This factor also makes the tune quite wholesome, until we get to the point where the singer says “nothing’s really true”.
3. Christmas Unicorn: Sufjan Stevens
Christmas is a magical time, often associated with elves, flying reindeer and presents. Sufjan Stevens decided to take a new approach to the enchanting side of the holidays, by introducing his own “Christmas Unicorn”.
He notes the unicorn is a “pagan heresy” and a symbol of “original sin”, drawing attention to how certain types of magic rally against Catholic traditions.
Honestly, the song is extremely unusual, but the lyrics are great, and there’s some fantastic music to bob along to. At the end of the song, Stevens even mixes up the tune with the song “Love Will Tear Us Apart” by Joy Division.
4. Rudolph The Red-nose Reggae: Paul McCartney
Take the time to browse through Paul McCartney’s discography for a while, and you’ll notice his tunes cover quite a broad spectrum. Aside from some traditional and family-friendly songs, McCartney has also produced quite the collection of experimental songs.
Rudolph the Red-nosed Reggae comes with elements of Reggae music, which is quite unusual for a festive single. You’ll find the song on the B-Side of the “Wonderful Christmastime” single, which makes it all the more unusual.
5. Merry Christmas (I don’t want to fight tonight): The Ramones
Many of the elements of this festive Christmas song fall into the traditional landscape, such as its bouncy fun beat. However, the lyrics are certainly a little more unusual.
In this tune, the Ramones draw attention to all of the arguments and fights which can tend to happen over the holiday season.
The song follows a similar speed to “Blitzkrieg Bop”, and it’s a popular choice among alternative music lovers. It’s short, simple, and definitely worth adding to your list of the weirdest Christmas songs to listen to this year.
6. Santa Dog: The Residents
A little outlandish, and somewhat offensive to some listeners, the song “Santa Dog” by the Residents may not be for everyone. However, the Bay Area art collective has certainly created something with quite an appealing beat here.
There’s also plenty of catchy wordplay which might convince you to start singing along.
Interestingly, the Residents also reproduced Santa Dog every few years, in different musical styles, so it’s worth checking out different variations where you can.
7. Santa Claus Goes Straight To The Ghetto: Snoop Dogg
If you’re looking for an odd Christmas song, Snoop Dogg has you covered. The iconic hip-hop artist uses samples from Isaac Hayes, and his own unique lyrics to create something totally new for the festive season.
The tune, released in 1996 actually formed part of a charity album from Death Row Records, and there are various other great songs on this collection worth listening to, as well.
If you like hip hop, and you want to bring some more festive elements of this musical genre into your holiday routine, make sure you check out this song.
Celebrating strange Christmas songs this year
The weirdest Christmas songs definitely won’t appeal to everyone over the holiday season. However, a handful of strange Christmas tunes on your playlist can be a great way to switch things up if you’re tired of hearing the same old songs every year.
The options above are just a handful of the top odd Christmas songs available right now. Make sure you check out some of the latest releases from up-and-coming artists to expand your musical education where possible too.
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